6.22.2011



dear ellen


i looked up the nutritional value for broccoli.

it says one cup has 31 calories, 3 grams of protein, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 30 milligrams of sodium.
i think i want to be broccoli. when i'm ready i will arrange for you to come over and eat me.

tao


dear tao


that is a good story. it reminds me of a story by this asshole with a rabbit face with the same title but much better. i only like to read stories where everyone is fucked. we are fucked. i am fucked. you are fucked. we are fucked. we are good.



ellen




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