there's a huge penis on my wall

(no, there's not)

sometimes i want to hang a picture of

a huge penis on my wall

but i can't hang a huge penis on my wall

because that would be depressing

because it wouldn't be three dimensional

i'm going to watch porn

until i fall asleep

because i want to watch porn

and masturbate

until i get tired of my fingers

wanting to touch you

and not being able to

is making me feel like an imbecile

today i googled pussy

and found some pretty

amazing cats

i want you to google pussy for me

maybe you'll find what i'm looking for